just-shower-thoughts:

The only time I’ve heard a customer say “The customer is always right” is when they’re wrong.

spookyloop:

Cute date idea: you, me, rain, and a haunted cemetery with weather-beaten graves covered in moss and overgrown ivy

slimetony:

I don’t know anything at all about astrology but whatever numbskull made Aquarius an air sign instead of a water sign should be fired. what were they thinking